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I dig it..
03:43 Jun 16 2006
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So, I got a Dominar position. I am effin psyched! I am glad I got it! There is A LOT of threads that just drive me INSANE. Along with pointless posts in threads that are really not called for. So it is time to start cleaning house. All the nonsense I agree posts are OUTTA HERE. All the crappy B.S. is gone. I have already had some ass bomb my profile because I shut down his stupid shitty ass thread. It was pointless it even went as far as saying blah blah blah at the end. Um so0o I had said this is a pointless thread. Bye Bye thread. Um DUR! Do you think one of us is really going to leave it there to be stupid an nonesense?! I mean really now.



lol I dig what I do. I am sure somewhere someone is throwin a shit fit going," she will be on a power trip." lol As grand as that maybe thread closing or post deletions need to be justified. So that can be tos'd away rather quickly.



So if I see in the forum:



I agree

I don't know

Wow that's interesting.

Interesting information.



BAM it's outta there. That is senseless and a waste of thread space.



It's time to get this threads back to being a rockin forum like it was when I first started. Not the lets posts to post crap that is going on now.



♥



and remember kids.. only YOU can stop stupid postings. heh

Yay!
00:15 Jun 14 2006
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I am a DOMINAR.



Yay!



Go me Go me Go me

For A Second Round....
18:54 Jun 11 2006
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Dude to my recent escapades of fables and fictions, I have found this application of dating interests. Please fill out the questions as follows.

Along with your application I will please ask that you send me atleast two current picture I.D's, birth certificate, and a updated pic of yourself.

I am to cute for jail.

I don't dig getting arrest for serving a minor or purchasing liquor for a minor.

I don't dig the poor light situation, the open restrooms, nor do I dig being told what to do by a huge hairy women named Burtha that is in jail for stabbing someone.

Doesn't sound to fun to me.

I do not need to go to jail for diddlin people under the age of 20.



Please be within the age limit of 24-30.



Please e-mail your submissions to:



CountessMoon@Vampirerave.com



All applications will be read over and considered for the position.



Thank you and have a pleasant evening.



Sincerely,



-Elaine



a.k.a Countess Contessa Moon











First Name Only:



Age:



Location:



Height:



Body Type:



Eye Color:



Hair Color:



Facial Hair?:



Chest Hair?:



Excessive Back/Behind Hair?:



Circumsized?:



List all tattoos and their locations:



List all piercings and their locations:



I will not date a woman who has the following physical traits (List in order of importance):



I will not date a woman who has the following personality traits (List in order of importance):



My favorite type of music is:



My favorite movie is:



My favorite type of food is:



Do you drink?:



Beer or wine?:



Are you currently drunk or do you currently wish you were?:



Do you smoke?: If so, what?:



World of Warcraft or Everquest 2?:



For my birthday/Christmas, would you buy me any of the following gifts:

a) an iron to iron your work shirts

b) a vacuum cleaner

c) a blender/food processor/mixer for making you dinner

d) tickets to YOUR favorite sporting event/team



Do you still live with your parents?:



Do you have children? If yes, do you have lots of them?:



Do you deal with excessive "Baby-Mama" drama?:



Are you employed full-time? If yes, is it somewhere other than McDonald's?:



How do you like to dress?:



Do you think the BMW 330i is beautiful?:



If my pc could not establish a dynamic IP address, how would you troubleshoot this?:



Do you have any talents?:



What would your friends say about you if they knew you filled this out?:



Are you spontaneous or cautious?:



Do you ever attend Ren Faires?:



Do you worry often about things you cannot control?:



Have you ever been in love?:



What is your ideal date?:



Do you kiss on the first date?:



When you kiss a girl do you do that thing where your lips are over and around hers but not on hers because you opened your mouth too wide?:



If I asked your opinion on p.d.a's would you assume I meant hand-held devices?:



Would you kiss me anytime? Anywhere?:



Do you enjoy giving oral sex?: Often?:



Would you be insulted if I did not swallow when I returned the oral pleasures?:



How important is sex in a relationship?:



Are you shy or talkative?:



Any bad habits you wouldn't normally admit to on a first date?:



Would you try and make me smile if I was having a bad day, if so, how?:



What could I do to make you smile if you were having a bad day?:



Wildest thing you have ever done?:



_______ is sexy, but ________ is sexier.



Would you touch my hair often?:



Would you let me touch your hair often?:



Was this attempt at humor and getting to know you totally lame?:



If you answer all my questions, I will answer your own application in return!



Your pic gets mine.

Waiting...
03:18 Jun 08 2006
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I just hit Sire status.



I am waiting for the ballons and streamers to start falling at anytime.



Then again. It's not a real party until you release the midgets.



or release a whole slew of miz's.



hehe



♥



::: update:::



I FINALLY got fireworks. They came in html form from SwtEternity.



Atleast I got them! hah







Deity Edit:

Happy SireDom!! ♥